Wednesday, August 20, 2014

A Sentence A Day... He...wizzed on every plant and tree before hustling back inside. #WIP #HighPressure

*He spent a good ten minutes running around your yard and wizzed on every plant and tree before hustling back inside.

* He kinda liked the log flume.

* And as the shit! left her mouth, her head hit the cabinets and everything went black.

* “First one to the door gets to choose the first position.”

* Just as he put his glass to his lips and took a sip, her father released a zinger. “How many women have you slept with?”

* "Doesn't anybody ever say 'like white on rice' anymore?"

* "And yet, you're asking me."

* “Hey, man, Grayson Pierce. I’ve heard a lot about you.”

* Yeah, she was so not going to admit she’d lost her sanity for a second there.

* Despite the what-the-hell buzzing through his bloodstream, he donned an I-don’t-give-a-shit fa├žade. 

* “A blowjob.”

* It wasn’t like she’d pulled this move in the middle of the grocery store.

* Molly’s magical touch had a way of bringing a man to his knees, and apparently canines weren’t immune.