Saturday, November 17, 2012

Guest Post: How Ryan met Morgan Kearns

I gotta thank Ryan for agreeing to do this. Yesterday, we learned how I met him. This is how he met me in his own words...

I pose for a lot of pictures with a lot of different people. I could tell right away that Morgan and Siobhan were going to be fun.

They were really, really cool, but I could tell Morgan was a little reserved because she wouldn’t touch my butt in the pictures. So we stuck her behind the wall.

After the pictures were taken we talked for a long time. Honestly, it’s probably the longest conversation I’ve had with a customer.

When Morgan asked if I wanted to be on her book cover, I thought, Yeah, yeah, she’s so full of shit.

She kept talking and I kept thinking, What the hell? What’s a romance novel cover? Like a porn book? Like Fabio?

Yeah, my hair’s not long enough. I couldn’t get the thought of 90’s rock stars out of my head. I got a Mohawk and tattoos.

But then she took out her phone and showed me some of her other book covers. Okay, I could do that.

When I gave her my number, I thought two things. One: This’d be really cool, but we’ll see. And two: Hopefully this lady’s not crazy. At least she has a family.

Everything turned out pretty good.

I’m on the cover of Lucky 13 and Morgan’s just crazy enough to be awesome.


  1. The rest of the story is pretty funny, too. Thanks for sharing the fun.

  2. LOL I love this story this was so much fun learning this.